What ever happened to ...?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Well, after getting his talisman back from this so-called Brother Beech Blondbeard (RRR has multiple personality disorder remember) he turned everything he could find into scones, and is now too fat to move. His crew is urging him to go on the subway diet instead.

WEHT Anthrobabe and ol' Tangie?

[black bart]

Anthrobabe did fleetingly re-appear a few days ago...I think Tangie was just a figment of our 'too long at sea' imaginations.

WEHT all the freekin pens that disapear from your home and office?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

They're gathering together and have taken over this woman's home:


WEHT me being able to sleep?

[Taidje Khan]

The inhuman moaning and screeching that comes out of your closet any time you turn the lights out, even for a second.

What ever happened to guys with skeevy nicknames? Like "Fast Eddie," or "Fingers Malone."

[black bart]

My brother in law is called Fast Eddie...I don't really know why.

WEHT the people who used to inhabit Easter Island?

[Moral Minority]

The fucking spics happened to them, that's what.

Google it.

Whatever happened to not raping and murdering perfectly good books?

[fueledbycoffee]

We all grew up and realized that it was a dirty, dirty lie.

WEHT Coffee shops being a place for intelligent discussion of literature and art amongst friends?

[fueledbycoffee]

They got subcontracted. Welcome to the 'burbz.

WEHT to Hip-Hop that actually meant something being somewhat popular?

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

They warr sucsezzfully annicks by thee Path Thee Earth Foundashun .

Wharr thee ell be Capn Dan ( thee howlin' guy ) an' Tansy ( thee terribull ) .?

[ChowMein]

They played rushing roolet an blowed darr heads off affer trying ta reed yer bollocks , ya git !

Wot effer appen ta Qwertyuiopasd ?

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

He juss shewed up yesterdee ye mangy liddle flea bitten rodent muncharr !

WEHT me ole gurlfiends ?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

They all died shortly after you dated them, of old age.

WEHT everybody else?

[Zankou 2.0]

Earthrise is off doing med school stuff, MM is doing an international baccalaureate program, Ken is soul searching, MPT was banned, RRR is off doing FSM knows what, farfalla is periodically absent, Duke is doing....Duke stuff, and LPM is grounded.

WEHT rationality?

[fueledbycoffee]

We replaced it with passion and blind faith. Passion was a good change. Blind faith, not so much.

Whatever happened to moving to another country on a whim, to try and make things better for yourself (Except for Mexicans)?

[farfalla]

the other countries (see Canada) do not want us