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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 25, 2015 5:33 am

Thee urlee wurm infeccs thee burdy , rrrrr .
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd » Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:59 pm

Breaking the fourth wall in real life may disturb others.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby MourningStar » Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:28 am

Edd wrote:Breaking the fourth wall in real life may disturb others.



Nah we chalk it up as watching an episode of The Office...... or Clarissa Explains It All


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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:16 am

The waiter that brought you this cookie also took a scan of your bank card.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ChowMein » Sat Feb 13, 2016 11:34 pm

It wasn't chicken .

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby MourningStar » Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:27 pm

I remember what you did that summer during the 10th grade. Shame. Shame on you.
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ItchyPirate » Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:37 pm

If you have free will, your descendants shall steal it when you die.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:29 pm

Your sole purpose in life now is to rescue me from my imprisonment in this fortune cookie factory.

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:59 pm

Ye haz a Urk infistashun in yer form

(urks r narsty trolls ye scrood noaw rrr)
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:53 pm

It's too late now.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:45 am

Your lucky number is 666.

Maybe not necessarily a misfortune cookie, but certainly a mixed-feelings cookie.

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:14 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:It's too late now.


i ken senn you a lisst, nevva say nevva :welcome:
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:02 am

Your lucky numbers are:
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