Misfortune Cookie
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If you can't read this, you need better glasses
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Another cookie? Have some self control, jackass.
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If only you know how many korean children's rights were violated for you to eat that meal...
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Wawizzle wrote:If only you know how many korean children were violated for you to eat that meal...
Fix'd.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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all fortunes are non-refundable.
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Fortune may be exchanged for other fortune of equal value, minus 10% restocking fee.

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Early bird gets worm - slow dog makes lunch special.
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This is a message from your future self – whatever you do, don’t ... *only jagged edge of paper remains*
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The next forum thread you post in will sleep for at least 7 years.
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Ooooh, perfect ... me heads over to THE LAST POST thread.
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Those things people say about you not understanding the rules of the game? They're not true.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Bad luck and misfortune will inherit your pathetic measly life for the rest of all eternity
Your lucky numbers are 666, 187, 3.14159265359
credit: Rocko's Modern Life (Nickelodeon)
Your lucky numbers are 666, 187, 3.14159265359
credit: Rocko's Modern Life (Nickelodeon)
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine
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