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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:59 pm

*random ninja attack!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby ChowMein » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:32 pm

Thee Raging Queen approaches the harbour on a starboard tack , through his spyglass Captain Lancelot De Fleur spots thee denizens of Venganza engaged in an absurd battle and orders all guns to bear .

The food flies and the landlubbers are deluged by grapeshot , marinara sauce ,portabello mushrooms and maggoty meatballs .

The cries and curses assail thee ether , but no quarter is given , for the crew of the Queen cannot spare any change .

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:15 pm

*ignores ChowMein*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:17 pm

*Wonders how you ignore someone when you say you're ignoring them*

*Makes Zankou's brain explode with a paradox*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:18 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:*Wonders how you ignore someone when you say you're ignoring them*




*was indicating his actions, not his words*

*makes DTH's head explode ith a total MINDFUCK*
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:06 am

*Eats the maggoty meat balls and then spews them back up over Zankou and TurtleHolmes (never could get used to sea sickness)*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby hazza » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:02 pm

*Breaks BB's legs and then urinates upon him mercilessly*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:46 am

*Breaks Hazza's keyboard so he can't post*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Taidje Khan » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:51 am

*buys him a new one, OUT OF SPITE!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:06 am

*hastily healing broken legs...kicks T K in the Cabals*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Taidje Khan » Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:34 pm

*clamps thighs shut on BB's foot and pivots violently, flinging BB through the air.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:11 am

*brings a dildo to a gunfight*

*shreds air guitar*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:21 am

*shreds MM*
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:57 am

-headbangs, knocking Zankou out with my hair whip-

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:06 pm

*Dodges*

*throws fireballs at MM*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein


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