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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby swab the mate(arggh) » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:14 pm

*Intrudes rudely, becomes Darth Vader and uses Force choke on eveyone in sight.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby swab the mate(arggh) » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:18 pm

* yells that I am his father at RRR, Shocks the poor guy horribly,RRR has heart attack, keels over. I use light saber to lop off his head before he can recover.*

* Drinks leftover coffee from page 12*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:20 pm

Stop extrapolating!



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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:23 pm

*Kicks zankou in the shin and runs away*
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:27 pm

*chases the wawizzle*

*impales him on a pheasant*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:27 pm

*Kicks zankou in his OTHER shin*
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby swab the mate(arggh) » Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:14 pm

*uses the caffeine boost to go ninja/spastic/hyperactive and act like Taz. Wawizzle is eaten to bones, and I find other targets like DTH.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby hazza » Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:52 pm

*Jacks out of the Roleplay Matrix, and imports a code into the Roleplay Matrix's central computer. The code simply asks the Matrix to access the memory address 0x-1. The Matrix implodes*

By the way, I didn't tell you the fate of the people still inside the matrix, so it's allowed. Who knows? The whole "Body must have the mind inside it before you can jack out" idea may be crap. We could fight in real life :D
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:40 pm

Thee crew ov Thee Raging Queen desided there arr meny dirty pirates scampering an' cavorting in thee harrbor thot be sorely in needs ove a bath an' begin skipping thru towne in serch of victums starrtin' with ZanKou .
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:02 pm

*destroys the world*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:08 am

*Remakes the world, puts Zankou in the magma core*
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby hazza » Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:44 pm

*Remakes the universe, putting TurtleHolmes in the dark matter core*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:00 pm

*Throws Hazza at Zankou's shin*
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:05 pm

*Remakes whatever contains all the multiverses, places Hazza right next to an exploding sun, or "supernova"."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:50 pm

*Throws Turtleholmes at zankou's OTHER shin.*
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.


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