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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:19 pm

**Stares at own genitals. Ad infinitum. Move on.**
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:37 pm

*gets smashed*


*runs from MM*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:17 am

*stumbles into arena while attempting to retrieve dropped toothbrush case*

*notices armed and scary-looking combatants*

*picks up Zankou, stuffs him into the business end of a handy 'EveryET's Portable Combination Field Mushroom Guide and Bazooka", aims at Detective TurtleHolmes, and fires*

*picks up Zankou's sneakers, ejected in lieu of brass, and chucks them in the wastebucket*
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:27 am

*notices Zank's sneakers are made from sentient nu-buck leather, watches as they climb out of the wastebucket, chase down ET and proceed to walk all over him in a way only a shoe-fetishist would truly enjoy*

*then, after a no-breather laff riot, collects ET's EETPCFMGaB and waddles away for a nap*
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:47 am

*reaches into TARDIS-like infinity-inside inside jacket pocket, gropes about for a moment, pulls out Acme gyroscopic directional earthquake, tornado and pestilence generator (with built-in CD player and headphones), slaps in Deep Purple CD, selects 'tornado and pestilence combo', aims at Dan, and shoots a stream of Dengue fever virus at him (with very high rotational velocity).*

*pulls out remote control, presses 'autoretrieve Bazooka', and catches bazooka neatly behind back with a jump/spin move.*

*plays mad air guitar to the solo on the live recording of "Child In Time".*
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:55 am

*Merges into the ground due to new found elemental abilities. Lies in wait.*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Sentinel » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:35 pm

* Shapeshifts into bear form and tries to fart in the faces of everyone that comes too close. *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:35 pm

*observes farting bear, remembers what bear farts smell like, and shifts into parallel universe*
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Sentinel » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:51 pm

* Shapeshifts into crazy old woman and curses ET, the Extra Terrestrial *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:46 pm

*Soars out of the ground, shooting bolts of magma out of fingertips at Sentinel.*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:45 pm

*reappears, munching on sandwich, wondering where the beer got left behind. Notices cooler behind wastebucket that formerly contained sentient sneakers*

*assumes innocent, carefree attitude, saunters over to wastebucket as though to toss away half-eaten salami sandwich, nabs cooler*

*shifts back into parallel universe*
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:06 pm

*watches sardonically as ET shifts into a // universe where all beer is "lite"..listens to ET's moans of disgust (don't ask how it's done--it's an ERPG secret)..finds ET left the 1/2-eaten sannawich while shifting, picks it up, wipes off tortoise-drool, takes a bite*
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:25 pm

*shifts back into normal universe, pulls out catapult (sets left rear corner on rock, as tire is flat), loads with four opened lite beers, fires at Dan*
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:51 pm

-pulls out ancestral gladius and looks tough-

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:23 pm

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