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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:15 pm

* knows the joke is on Ravi, because Directory Assistance would not have given out my number *

* has a celebratory cone-yak *

* offers one to Bacon, also *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:36 pm

* thanks pieces for the cone-yak *
* kicks ravi in the shin *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:47 pm

* shares a kind, pitying look with other members at Roy's delusions of grandeur *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:52 am

*kicks roy in the shin*
*kicks pieces in the shin*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:53 am

*kicks Roy's shin to pieces*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:49 pm

*gives Roy back his shin*

*frowns at RRR*

*takes cone-yak away from bacon*

All RIGHT, all RIGHT, keep your fur on!

*feeds Dom thee Danger Catte for gods sakes*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:56 pm

* gives Dom thee Danger Catte a pound of catnip *
* puts a rotting fish in Piece's back pocket *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:16 pm

*Puts a mix of 1/2 Sanka, 1/2 Nescafe in bacon's coffee maker*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:16 am

*reports Roy to RSPCA for endangering Milo*
Send lawyers, guns and money...

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:04 pm

* reports Ravi to Crocodiles Unlimited *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:05 am

*cleans pieces' glasses for her*
[if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, must be a.... crocodile?]
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:06 pm

* calls a flash mob of Missing Links *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:35 am

*yanks on ^'s chain and steps back just out of reach*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:25 pm

"Out of reach?" Surely you jest.

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* demonstrates chain proficiency and Penance Stare *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:15 pm

*plays ^ Unchained Melody on loop until her flaming hair is extinguished and her skull explodes*
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