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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:49 pm

* cites ^ for not wearing his sunglasses at night *
* and his sun monocle *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:51 am

Roy Hunter wrote:*totally messes up all the font sizes and styles of ^'s tumblr theme in revenge for screwing up my chances in The "Whose Voice Is That?" Contest.


I couldn't help noticing Ken Worley's post on that thread. I am sorry to say that I never recoded my voice for PG's project but if I had I would have used Ken's text:

ooooo, ken ....I want you.... soooo bad. Spank me. Spank me harder....oooooooooo, yeah, baby(breathy whisper at end of this line, perhaps romanian/other eastern-european accent)...You do it soooo goood!.......Give it to me.....Give it to me NOW!...


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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:41 pm

*acquires video of ^ "Anastasia" working and ponders best way to release it*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:24 am

*aims dodgy rocket/firework skywards not realising it's a 'homing' firework* (see explanation below)

Please Mr newly elected Obama...I did not mean to launch a peremptory strike against the Iranians thus making your first week in office a diplomatic nightmare.

I set off a rocket on Guy Fawkes night from my garden. We have Iranian neighbours. The rocket went up a bit, then came down and exploded in a direct hit on the Iranians' pigeon/chicken huts!!!!!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:18 pm

*takes advantage of bart's nuclear mishap to stock up on poultry. [his insurance will hopefully cover it]*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:26 am

*asks Ravi to organise next years Fireworks for the Scottish Independence Party*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:37 am

* vows revenge on BB for getting 'cracker night' and the sale of fireworks banned here 30yrs ago*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:46 am

*throws a packet of Jacobs Cream Crackers at Ravi and challenges him to a cracker eating contest*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:21 pm

Mmfff pfff bart caffft tff rithhh kilo othh butter.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:26 am

* signs up for Australian Big Game safari *

* shoots Ravi's croc, crikey! *

* gets a lovely pair of boots and matching purse *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:22 am

* eats a bagel *
* drinks coffee *
* thinks this is reflecting real life too much to be a role playing game *
* bops Roy on the head with a clip board *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:14 pm

*Acquire ^^'s matching collar and cuffs and secures ^ in a tub of bacon grease.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:50 am

* easily slides out of the cuffs thanks to that bacon grease *
* bops ravi on the head with a clipboard *
* eats another bagel *
* drinks more coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:19 pm

*Substitutes ^'s coffee with decaffeinated and steals her clipboard when she nods off.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Julius Aurora II » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:22 pm

*Cooks fresh bacon to awaken ^^ while ^ steals her clipboard*


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