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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:11 pm

The way I head it, the snake was just sunning himself on the pavement, and she came along and stepped on him - he just bit her as a reflex. She had no one to blame but herself - it certainly wasn't the asphalt.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:10 pm

Wot kind of snake cleans yer windshield?

A windshield viper, of course..
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:02 pm

I was thinking of becoming a counterfeiter...

...i hear that there's good money to be made.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:15 am

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:49 am

Well I can tell from the accent that you must be from New York...I guess Cleopatra finished 'Sunny Side Up' after that and that's the way I like my eggs...er, no yoke intended.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:56 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:16 pm

Poor Arizona. That's really the pits. Now they have to steel themselves for a long introspective off-season.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:17 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Poor Arizona. That's really the pits. Now they have to steel themselves for a long introspective off-season.



GAH
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:37 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Poor Arizona. That's really the pits. Now they have to steel themselves for a long introspective off-season.



GAH

Umm, the Steelers are from Pittsburgh...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:38 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Poor Arizona. That's really the pits. Now they have to steel themselves for a long introspective off-season.



GAH

Umm, the Steelers are from Pittsburgh...

GAH
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:47 am

I always wanted to go elephant hunting in Africa, but the ivory is very difficult to remove. Maybe I'll try in Alabama instead. After all, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:29 am

FaithfulPirate42 wrote:I always wanted to go elephant hunting in Africa, but the ivory is very difficult to remove. Maybe I'll try in Alabama instead. After all, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.

You best be joking, however good that pun was.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:56 am

Most definitely. I have no desire to go out and kill things. If there was a way to have less than zero desire, I would have it. I'm not against deer hunting and the like, seeing as they are quite overpopulated in some areas, I just don't want to take part in it. I am against killing stuff just for fun though, especially when it's an endangered species. Personally, I believe the most sporting way to hunt is with what you, as an individual, can make. Not what humanity can make, but you individually. This sounds more like something that belongs in the random thoughts thread, so I'll insert a pun.

Many people think I am just one person, but they are wrong. My mom has pictures of me when I was two.
If only Wash were a magical zombie like Jesus. I miss him. Now who will pilot my spaceship?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:45 pm

I'm thinking of moving to Tacoma, Washington. I've always wanted to be a Tacoman.
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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Treecosys » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:17 pm

Asinine.

I give her looks a 2 and her asinine.


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