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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:58 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby starbuck » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:25 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:I'm hoven bratwurst for dinner tonight. I don't like round meats, I prefer meat to b-flat.


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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:38 am

Now I'm confused...are we doing Meat puns or Music puns? Try and orchestrate things properly people.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby starbuck » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:34 am

black bart wrote:Now I'm confused...are we doing Meat puns or Music puns?


ooh, there's a Meatloaf joke in there somewhere, you just have to be in the right aria at the right time
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:11 am

starbuck wrote:
black bart wrote:Now I'm confused...are we doing Meat puns or Music puns?


ooh, there's a Meatloaf joke in there somewhere, you just have to be in the right aria at the right time
:jack:


You came up with that reply like a Bat out of Hell...but that aria pun...I would do anything for mirth but I wont do that!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:00 am

Stolen from Doctor Who:

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:29 am

That joke was simply dalektable.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:39 am

One would think that he bakered it himself.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:21 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:08 pm

Just got back from taking my wife, daughter, and one of my daughter's cousins who is almost the same age out to dinner. At one point during our meal, my daughter's cousin asked her, 'If you could have a mansion and a million dollars but couldn't earn any more money or you could make as much money as you wanted but you had to start working at McDonald's, which would you choose?'

Her response was, 'Well, I'd have to use the money to fix my face, so I'd rather just work at McDonald's and keep the chin I have.'

My wife and the cousin were a little mystified so I had to clarify. 'She said she would have a man-chin, but she needs a girl-chin, of course!'

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:17 pm

Cute.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:12 pm

Thanks, TS. She's eleven and I feel almost guilty for passing along this love of puns to her - I anticipate much eye rolling from my wife.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:24 am

Edd wrote:I anticipate much eye rolling from my wife.
Can't she use dice, like the rest of us?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:43 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Edd wrote:I anticipate much eye rolling from my wife.
Can't she use dice, like the rest of us?

It may be the destructive influence of Andrew "Eyes" Clay.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:07 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
Edd wrote:I anticipate much eye rolling from my wife.
Can't she use dice, like the rest of us?

It may be the destructive influence of Andrew "Eyes" Clay.

Actually, we play marbles more than we play board games and my wife uses a set of glass orbs that were passed down to her from the previous generation - she has her mother's eyes.
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