Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:14 pm

My brother and I both have turtle recall. My uncle tortoise.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Phlebas » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:17 am

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:01 am

Any more remarks like that and he'll find himself in the soup...no ambiguity...you've got the turtle picture.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:57 pm

The turtle picture? Please eggsplain.

('Cuz turtles come from eggs!)

((Yeah, not as good as my other one, but I can't be awesome all the time))

(((Neither can you, Zankou)))
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:20 pm

I saw a great bumper sticker this morning: ‘My other ride is a ZILDJIAN’

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:50 pm

The owners of a local shop dedicated to selling hosiery recently painted the exterior bright neon purple. The storefronts to either side are subdued pastels and the resulting eyesore made local headlines:


‘SOCK MARKET CLASHES!’
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:14 pm

You utter BANKER!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:16 pm

I see my post is gaining interest.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:17 pm

just like Fish head Stew, your stock is rising
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:35 pm

I hearby call to order another meeting of Fish Head Stew, Inc. We will cover the exact same issues as the previous meeting – we are in a re-session.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:18 pm

George W. recently returned from his fishing trip, frustrated at his lack of luck. The fish were just not biting even though his technique was impeccable. Especially placing worms on his fishing hook; he is unparalleled at that. They don’t call him ‘The Master Baiter’ for nothing.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:33 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:04 am

Arroha, Edd, mah bruddah...wen you spoke of Zildjian you meant dat comment not literally, but cymbal-ically, ya?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rainswept » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:53 am

I've never bothered to read this halfbaked thread. I have a feeling it wouldn't be worth my thyme.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:54 am

Yes, yes we get it...there's no need to DRUM it in. Anyway we were talking about fishing but now everyone's forgotten to CASTANET.
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