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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:03 am

Roy Hunter wrote:I satisfied a woman with a sheep.

(I made her a lamb madras.)


Damn I wish I'd thought of that...it would have saved me a fortune!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:25 pm

I weigh 175 pounds (and have for the past 17 years) and can consume a 21" pizza and a pitcher of root beer in one sitting.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:21 am

I also weigh approx. 175 lbs (I’ve actually gone up from the 165-170 range in the last five years) can eat an entire 21” pizza, a pitcher of root beer (though I prefer Dr. Pepper), a couple of hot wings, a salad, and still get dirty looks from my family when I suggest stopping for ice cream on the way home.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:43 am

Aaarrgh...if I unscrew me hook, me peg leg and me eye patch, I be the same weight as a Brass Monkey full o canon balls and I can eat 3 buckets o Fish Head Stew, a bag o ship's biscuits and still ave room fer a couple o melons.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:04 am

I'm so Phat, it's Phresh. I'm sleepy if this makes no cents.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:05 am

Well PHAT is supposed to have the backronym: Pretty Hot and Tasty...yep, that sums me up (if I've just been microwaved).
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:00 pm

I can smoke myself sober.
In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:43 pm

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/jizz

I dedicate this all my pirate brothers who claim they can satasfy women.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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Re: I can top that....

Postby Sentinel » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:01 pm

I can beat Chuck Norris. 8)

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Re: I can top that....

Postby S'presso » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:40 pm

I won the game, and then beat chuck norris
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Blaaaaag.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:16 pm

I made Chuck Norris lose The Game.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:51 pm

I made Chuck Norris lose his lunch.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:14 pm

"Chuck" Chipped his back tooth off using my testicals, twice.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

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Re: I can top that....

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:38 am

^ tmi ^
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Re: I can top that....

Postby michaelmank » Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:48 am

I can convince a fanatic Christian that FSMism is the true religion in 2 seconds. :D


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