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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:02 am

It's all Ass this and Ass that with you Americans isn't it?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:05 am

Image can u blame us?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:44 am

My word...excellent strategic use of typography!
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I got tops

Postby Pirate Johnson » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:36 pm

Rains wept wrote:I would take Ric Flair, shine him up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick him directly up your candy ass.


Argh you trying to imitate a relative of mine?… I'm flattered.
Topped you.

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Re: I got tops

Postby Pirate Johnson » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:39 pm

Rains wept wrote:I would take Ric Flair, shine him up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick him directly up your candy ass.


Argh you trying to imitate a relative of mine?… I'm flattered.
Topped you.

Can I get a HELL YARGH!?!










































































































































































































































































































































































































































top

topped
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

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Re: I got tops

Postby Pirate Johnson » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:50 pm

Rains wept wrote:I would take Ric Flair, shine him up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick him directly up your candy ass.


Argh you trying to imitate a relative of mine?… I'm flattered.
Topped you.

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top

topped
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)

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I congratulate whoever get's top post on page 16.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:00 pm

Pirate Johnson wrote:
Rains wept wrote:I would take Ric Flair, shine him up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick him directly up your candy ass.


Argh you trying to imitate a relative of mine?… I'm flattered.
Topped you.

Can I get a HELL YARGH!?!



























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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top

topped
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:08 pm

This is not the place for that kinda spam. We have a thread for it over in rant/rave.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:06 pm

:confused: What?!? :confused:
How is that not relative to a thread where contributors argh supposed to convey a jestful superiority over the other posted feats or dominance over a common threat towards all of Spaghedeity's faithful followers (bears/ninja/ipu)?
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In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:20 pm

:welcome: :lol: 2-22-09 :lurk:
:zen: That was the last post B4 I began it's revival. A few others backed me with their support as well. :zen:
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:50 pm

:zen: All's good on my end. Didn't realize I sounded so bipolar there. :zen:
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:10 pm

:fsm_rock: Noodle powered cats! OOFSM (Oh Our Flying Spaghetti Monster)
:moon: top that :haha:
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:14 am

I woke up this morning to the sounds of a helicopter hovering around. Going outside to look, I saw a man with a gun running away. Deciding that he was being looked for, I ran after him in only a pair of boxers and a t-shirt, with nothing on my feet. Catching up with him, he turned and fired on me. Seeing what he was doing, I used my l33t skills in several martial arts to dodge his shot, which isn't easy when it's a sawn-off shotgun someone's firing. After he'd emptied both barrels, I ran towards him whilst making the mating call of a Woolly Mammoth, a sound that hasn't been heard on this planet for many thousands of years. This disoriented him enough for me to gain a hold on him. It was then that I realised he was trained as an elite ninja by a shadowy governmental organisation. The fight was epic, something on the scale of the battle of the Somme, but with just two people. After an hour of intense hand-to-hand combat, I finally managed to subdue him until the authorities arrived to take him away for re-training. I couldn't be given an award or officially thanked for it due to the sensitive nature of the issue, but I was pleased with a job well done.

(Ok, so the first sentence is real...)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:25 pm

I rolled a D20... with my car.. Landed on 20, so I slayed the Chromatic Dragon, thus cureing intestinel disease affect. (Crohns) :fsm_rock:
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.

R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rev.Vermicelli » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:04 am

Hmmph, my grandma can top that blindfolded.
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After I had sex with a 25 playmates.................this weekend, (without condom of course)
I devised a contraception with just one long strand of noodle,
I made a 25 noose'd lasso,
And in one swing, it ended up in all of their vags.

I said Praise FSM and yank'd on my end, pulling out all my stuff from inside of them.
That caused the 15th orgasm for each of these fine women.

Yeah, I know... I've done a lot better before..But i'm on a vacation right now and I didn't want take home too much of work.


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