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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby 2eyespatch » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:33 pm

life is too short for not having a scape route planned in advance
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:40 pm

2eyespatch wrote:life is too short for not having a scape-goat planned in advance

Life is not too short for fixing.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:46 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
2eyespatch wrote:life is too short for not having a scape-goat planned in advance

Life is not too short for fixing Scott the Pirate

There, that's better. :whistle:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:55 pm

I see....

If i didn't want one or two more (finances permitting) i'd get fixed tomorrow.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:17 pm

Life is too short to scrape goats.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:18 pm

Life's too short to while it away on the internet.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:16 am

life is too short? i suggest platform shoes
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Eniavlys » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:24 am

Life is too short for not flooding on an forum.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:55 am

Life is too short for staying in while the gf is gone.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Judas_Wizard » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:35 pm

Life is too short for toasting toast on one.
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This empty place we make in our souls
Leaves us spinning round and round on a broken record
And when the music stops we’re too dizzy to
Find a chair before they’re all taken

We should have seen it sooner
There’s a Hole in the World
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:46 pm

Life is too short for analysing cryptic posts. :confused:

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Charlie » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:23 pm

Life is too short to finish Venganza pos

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Julius Aurora » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:25 pm

Life is too short for QCS.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby PKMKII » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:07 pm

Life is too short to worry about stepping on other people's toes.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Julius Aurora » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:44 am

Life is too short to wory about other people.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!


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