pieces o'nine wrote:Life is too short to wear hats that look like you're a victim of reintarnation.
Life's too short not pick up a cotton pickin fiddle and do some fiddlin datnabbit!
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Life's too short not pick up a cotton pickin fiddle and do some fiddlin datnabbit!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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DavidH wrote:Life is too short and so are many of the world's most aggressive leaders.
According to QI that's a bit of a myth...Napoleon was pretty tall for a Frenchman for example...Mr Littler (also known as Herr Littler), my ex boss at M&S was quite tall.
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black bart wrote:Life's too short not pick up a cotton pickin fiddle and do some fiddlin datnabbit!
Dadgummit, life is too short to spell yer sware words wrong, e.g.: dagnabbit.
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Life is also too short to bowlderise common expressions. Your titbit for the day 
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
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I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Life's too short to follow the on-going Media Ethics Inquiry...on and on and on and on...
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daftbeaker wrote:Life is also too short to bowlderise common expressions. Your titbit for the day
Life is too short for this phallusy.
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Life is too short for regret and hate.. 
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Life is too short for this damn cold and cough! 
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Life's too short not to dose yourself up with Paracetamol ... unless your in the jungle where there isn't any because the parrots-eat-em-all.
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black bart wrote:Life's too short not to dose yourself up with Paracetamol ... unless your in the jungle where there isn't any because the parrots-eat-em-all.
Life's too short to not go through a box of Lemsip in less than the recommended time.
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