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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:33 pm

Being a double bass player, and not one of those poncy other string players, I don't get paper cuts: my fingers are wood for at least the first half-inch. But thanks for the notes, anyway.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Pythonist » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:35 pm

I catch said wood and plastic fingertips and use them to help with my bass guitar playing.

Roy Hunter wrote:Being a double bass player, and not one of those poncy other string players, I don't get paper cuts


That's low Roy, too low.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:24 pm

I would catch your low toss, but it's low, Pythonist, too low.

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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:17 pm

thanks, will add it to my collection of burnt out stuff - toaster, coffee grinder, vacumn, ... patieence

tossing used patience to next poster
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Re: Catch!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:20 am

Have heard that Patience is a virgin and ... ew! ...

Ducking Patience for the next poster to catch.
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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:32 am

I've lost my patience...or was it all just a dream... :sleep:

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ubi Dubium » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:49 am

What is this I've caught? Big Brenda, and NefYoo and.....EEEEEWWWW!

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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:51 am

Hmmm... Der Jungian analyziz iss not explaining vy are zere so many fet, bald atheist lawyers in zese nightmares.

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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:56 am

I unzip the wrong pocket and unleash the Carl Jung Orgazmatronic lazer beam...which I aim at the next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:38 am

HaHa! I am immune to its powers! Wait. Oh.
Darn.

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Re: Catch!

Postby bacon » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:02 pm

I'll just add that to the rest of my disappointment. I hope there's room in that drawer.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Pythonist » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:21 pm

Almost as good as Glasgow tap!

I throw an overwhelming sense of inevitability at the next poster
Weird? Of course i'm weird! Life would be much less interesting otherwise. Eccentricity is the way to go.

"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto

"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear


"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...

please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey


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Re: Catch!

Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:20 am

Oh god I am gonna fail english!

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:24 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:Oh god I am gonna fail english!


With sentences like that one, it is inevitable…

I loathe myself… :cry: :barf:

I throw my now unwanted self-esteem at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:31 am

:barf:

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