Insults Game

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

User avatar
bacon
Everything's Better With Bacon
Posts: 4722
Joined: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:42 pm
Location: in the frying pan

Re: Insults Game

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:06 pm

right-o you incompetent poor excuse of a musician who couldn't . . . ah . . . forget it . . . it's just not in me to insult people
Get your bake on. Image

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........

User avatar
Ubi Dubius
Set bail, me hearties!
Posts: 4551
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:50 pm
Location: Varrrrrrgggggghhhhhhinia

Re: Insults Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:15 pm

I'll help you, Bacon.
bacon wrote:right-o you incompetent poor excuse of a musician who couldn't
change keys without locking yourself out of the tourbus.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9917
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Here

Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:53 pm

Pulling the lawyer card already, you knock-kneed Scottish pillock? Just the kind of thing I'd expect from the cretinous neanderthals that inhabit the Glasgow region, or as it's known south of the Border, 'Oh please no, don't make me go back there, what have I done to deserve this?'

I like this game :haha:
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9917
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Here

Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:07 pm

My knees are level with each other grandad (when I sit down anyway). I think all that loud music has affected your brain or you wouldn't be arguing health issues while living in urban Scotland. Get back to your deep fried mars bars and Bucky before we send Thatcher up there to give you a kicking, you big skirt wearing jobby merchant.

Edit - You still haven't reacted to me calling Snowdon the highest mountain in Britain, I thought that was guaranteed to get some sort of comment :grumpy:
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
TwistedSister
Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
Posts: 8549
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
Location: N.E PA

Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:21 pm

Hey Accident waiting to happen! Don't pick on Mr. I am a high and mighty Scottsman with duck breath, who apparently didn't understand when I posted "Panty Waste", I really did mean "waste" as in yucky stuff.
Besides, your Momma is wondering why you aren't in bed so she can tuck you in and turn your night light on for you.

[It's tough to insult people when you don't really know them]
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9917
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Here

Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:31 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Hey Accident waiting to happen!
[It's tough to insult people when you don't really know them]

I bagsy that for a potential prophet title :grin:

Thanks, you groundhog murdering interfering old witch.

(I should probably clarify here I haven't meant any of the stuff I've said in this thread :blush: )
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
TwistedSister
Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
Posts: 8549
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
Location: N.E PA

Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:36 pm

You little coward who hides behind, well, things that can't hurt him.

I turn you into a Newt!!!!!!!

[we aren't supposed to mean anything we've said. I hope, otherwise Scott is a dead man walking, or riding the bus]
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.

User avatar
Ubi Dubius
Set bail, me hearties!
Posts: 4551
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:50 pm
Location: Varrrrrrgggggghhhhhhinia

Re: Insults Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:40 pm

TwistedSister wrote:You little coward who hides behind, well, things that can't hurt him.

I turn you into a Newt!!!!!!!

Image

Hey! Don't call DB a politician! That's too low even for this thread!
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9917
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Here

Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:43 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Hey! Don't call DB a politician! That's too low even for this thread!

I dunt unnerstand? We's allowed loyers but nut pulitishuns? Wut abowt Fox News ankers, or Amerkin conservativ raydeeo hosts?
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
TwistedSister
Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
Posts: 8549
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
Location: N.E PA

Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:46 pm

DB yous culd gets a guud job heers in the Staates wit spellin and grammer liikes that!

Heck, you's dun bettar den a tree yeer old.

Yous kuld run fore gobiner.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9917
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Here

Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:15 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Yous kuld run fore gobiner.

I don't think I'd get very far as an English atheist in favour of socialised healthcare, gun control, abortions and assisted suicide.

Plus your hair looks like a bulimic spider trying to eat Bob Geldof's face. Night :wink:
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
farfalla
Feline Fatale
Posts: 9432
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:13 am
Location: by the waterfall

Re: Insults Game

Postby farfalla » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:46 pm

^ is a lay about wastrel who is pretending to be laid up so he can collect the dole
~~~~~~/\~~~~~~

The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow

"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore

Silk 'n mind

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:39 am

You're a Goddam Northerner Yanky...

THE SOUTH, THE SOUTH (South Wales that is)
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9917
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Here

Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:06 am

You revolting Welsh reprobrate with holiday cottage arsonist tendencies. Take your ugly face and your cheese-on-toast and go back down a coal mine with your stupid sing-song accent and awful rugby songs. Also, learn to spell.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:10 am

Oh I can spell alright...I'm a druid, and for my next spell I'll turn you into a Scotsman!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests