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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:51 pm

miserable

- a nuvver werd

It meens da boy cow wot got shawt arms an' deep pokitts , rrrrr .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jun 26, 2015 5:24 pm

belfry

ummm et be a wurd

tha bell wun away
rrrrrr

umm maybe we gunna poit tha bell inna big big pot an cook et in wale blubbarr rrr rrrrrrr
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:42 am

Anglican

- Um , it a werd

it meens dat thee Inglish man can go fishing , rrrr .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:07 am

anglophobia

- um , it a bery BIG wurd

it meens we dow'nt lyke thee Hinglish man wot gose fishen' .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:35 am

anglophumbler

-n.

A pervert with a taste for English victims.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:28 am

anglophile

- werd

Iss't wot the Hinglish fishaman yooses 2 sharpen hiss hooks , rrrrr .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:54 am

bishop

-diss iss a werd

it meens a shop thee clergy man goze to fined hisself a boy frend oar a girl frend , rrrrrr .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:05 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:bishop

-diss iss a werd

it meens a shop thee clergy man goze to fined hisself a boy frend oar a girl frend , rrrrrr .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Sun Jul 12, 2015 3:10 pm

manikin
-noun
1. a little man; dwarf; pygmy.
2. mannequin.
3. a model of the human body for teaching anatomy, demonstrating surgical operations, etc.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:23 am

personikin
-n.

More politically correct version of the above.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:14 pm

napkin
-noun
a model of a person catching forty winks.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:39 am

larrikin
-diss meens mi cuzzin larry , 'e iss kin . :welcome:
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:54 pm

jerkin
-noun

a model of the current Governor of Maine.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:30 am

gherkin

-ummmmm , itsa werd

It meens thee brane syze ov Pwime Minista , Mistarrabbitt .
Elmer Fudd iss smarterer dan 'im , rrrrrrr .
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:46 pm

forfeit

- ummmm.... i fink diss iss a cleffer Frenchy werd .

It meens a 4 leggd aminal .

Fankye , ye welcum . :welcome:
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