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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:30 pm

Lacklester (n.)

  1. A GTA V player who has not obtained Lester.
      Usage Example: Because she was only a lacklester, she would have to hide until she lost her stars.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:22 am

Mucus

n

When a kitten uses off-colo(u)r language.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:18 am

Acceptance Speech (n.)

  1. A speech signifying defeat, and acceptance of that defeat.
        Usage Example: Their acceptance speech seemed strained, almost as though they didn't really believe it yet.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:37 am

Refusal Speech (n.)

  1. A speech made to convey unworthiness of the title or award being given to the speech's creator.
      Usage Example: They knew very well they didn't deserve it, so they made their refusal speech and left.





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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:15 am

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Refusal Speech (n.)

  1. A speech made to convey unworthiness of the title or award being given to the speech's creator.
      Usage Example: They knew very well they didn't deserve it, so they made their refusal speech and left.


2. The language spoken by trash.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:36 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Refusal Speech (n.)

  1. A speech made to convey unworthiness of the title or award being given to the speech's creator.
      Usage Example: They knew very well they didn't deserve it, so they made their refusal speech and left.


2. The language spoken by trash.

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Refusal Beach (n.)

  1. You know how they just throw some dirt and grass seed on a landfill and call it a park? It's like that, but with sand and a beach instead.
      Usage Example: They knew that another refusal beach lay just around the corner, so they rolled up the windows before the fumes got in the car.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:19 pm

Refusal Bleɑch (n.)

  1. The act of refusing something so completely, you take the most permanent path of refusal possible (put two and two together).
      Usage Example: Refusal bleɑching is generally frowned upon.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:44 pm

Refusal Preaching (v.)

  1. The act of preaching disbelief in the validity of the Crusades; convincing others, through religious reasoning, that the Crusades did not/are not happening.
      Usage Example: And he stood before the masses, and he told them that there was naught to worry about, and that the screams and shattering boulders, caused by the catapults outside the castle walls, were all just a figment of their imaginations.



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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:14 pm

Turmeric

noun

The length of time an Eric survives before being banned. :nefyoobash:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:42 am

Spiritual Inϲest (actual word in the dictionary at home)

  1. Imagine what it means. Now replace the ghosts with a godparent and a godchild, and you're there.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:04 pm

Bible (n.)

  1. The proper terminology to describe conjoined twin boy cows.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:14 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Bible (n.)

  1. The proper terminology to describe conjoined twin boy cows.

    A boy cow who likes both boy cows and girl cows.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:56 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Bible (n.)

  1. The proper terminology to describe conjoined twin boy cows.

    A boy cow who likes both boy cows and girl cows.

    A boy cow with two sets of wings.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:29 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Bible (n.)

  1. The proper terminology to describe conjoined twin boy cows.

    A boy cow who likes both boy cows and girl cows.

    A boy cow with two sets of wings.

    A boy cow with YY syndrome.


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