phimosis
-noun
1. constriction of the orifice of the prepuce so as to prevent the foreskin from being drawn back to uncover the glans penis.
2. a similar condition involving the clitoris.
3. narrowness of the vagina.
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Phimosis
prop. n.
4. A Pharoah of the XIV dynasty, son of Osmosis III. Founded the temple of the sacred weevil at Sphincta .
prop. n.
4. A Pharoah of the XIV dynasty, son of Osmosis III. Founded the temple of the sacred weevil at Sphincta .
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Dave didn't the Tom Baker incarnation of The Doctor do battle with his mummy?
Dave didn't the Tom Baker incarnation of The Doctor do battle with his mummy?Send lawyers, guns and money...
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cystography
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radiography of the urinary bladder using a contrast medium.
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radiography of the urinary bladder using a contrast medium.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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cystography
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photography of the acne on my back, neck, face, and shoulders
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photography of the acne on my back, neck, face, and shoulders
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cryptography
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photography of church cellars.
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photography of church cellars.
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velutinous
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having a soft, velvety surface, as certain plants.
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having a soft, velvety surface, as certain plants.
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"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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cryptography
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1. photography of church cellars.
2. writing done in secret, as in church cellars. see also: undercroft
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1. photography of church cellars.
2. writing done in secret, as in church cellars. see also: undercroft
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velotinous
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having a sloped wooden surface, as a velodrome.
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having a sloped wooden surface, as a velodrome.
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bokeh
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a Japanese term for the subjective aesthetic quality of out-of-focus areas of a photographic image.
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a Japanese term for the subjective aesthetic quality of out-of-focus areas of a photographic image.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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bokeh
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Christmas tree lights:
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Christmas tree lights:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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bokeh
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Mediocre vegan meat alternatives.
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Mediocre vegan meat alternatives.
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bokeh
A noise often made while vomiting.
A noise often made while vomiting.
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antediluvian
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1. of or belonging to the period before the Flood. Gen. 7, 8.
2. very old, old-fashioned, or out of date; antiquated; primitive: antediluvian ideas.
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3. a person who lived before the Flood.
4. a very old or old-fashioned person or thing.
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1. of or belonging to the period before the Flood. Gen. 7, 8.
2. very old, old-fashioned, or out of date; antiquated; primitive: antediluvian ideas.
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3. a person who lived before the Flood.
4. a very old or old-fashioned person or thing.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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anteduvetlian
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the scratchiness of rough blankets from a time before duvets (cf National Service).
-noun
anything worn between your skin and your bedclothes: pyjamas; underwear; PVC bondage gear.
-adjective
the scratchiness of rough blankets from a time before duvets (cf National Service).
-noun
anything worn between your skin and your bedclothes: pyjamas; underwear; PVC bondage gear.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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