The Wrong Answer Game

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:36 pm

Make sure the pan is smoking hot before you drop it in: the idea is to seal the moisture in so it doesn't dry out.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:51 pm

We're staying at the Hotel New Hampshire.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:10 pm

If I go there will be trouble, and if I stay there will be double.

What are we gonna do now?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:19 pm

Get pissed, destroy.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:38 pm

I don't think Daftbeaker has shown us all of his injuries.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:38 pm

I before E, except after C, and in -eigh, like neighbor and weigh.

Does the panda eat shoots and leaves, or eat, shoots, and leaves?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:07 am

Alan Titchmarsh

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:01 am

Exploding Elephants

Why is it so cold in here?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:03 am

In the event of fire, stay calm. Attempt to escape. If no escape is available, stay put and await rescue or death.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:05 am

No, it was Graeme Souness, who went on to manage Galatasaray after Fenerbahce taunted the Rangers away fans with banners saying "Welcome to Hell". Epic moustache, Souness - he fitted in well in Turkey.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:10 pm

That's what she said.

Are there any wrong questions?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:11 pm

Only if you include sandwiches in the total.

Where has all the hot water gone?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:34 pm

Start with the wide end of your necktie on the right, extending about 12 inches below the narrow end on the left.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby S'presso » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:41 pm

Well I couldn't find a giant spring so...

where is that ticking noise coming from?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:07 am

The digital watch was one of the most important inventions of the early 1980s.

Why do people seem to think digital watches were such a good idea?


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