It's getting cooler at night.
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The Wrong Answer Game
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"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Stand over this mirror.
Would you like some champagna?
Would you like some champagna?
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Tigger_the_Wing
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Outside, in the car port, just under where the trailers are parked.
Where did I leave my screwdriver?
Where did I leave my screwdriver?
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DavidH
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Now you mention it, yes I do find sitting down a bit uncomfortable.
How can you swallow all that at once?
How can you swallow all that at once?
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Julius Aurora
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It didn't all come from the same place.
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Eggs, bacon and fried bread, please!
What does your hammer weigh?
What does your hammer weigh?
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Depends on how cold the water is.
Would you like fries with that?
Would you like fries with that?
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Roy Hunter
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May cause drowsiness - do not operate machinery or drive if affected.
Where will this all end?
Where will this all end?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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DavidH
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The usual railway station is unavailable; we currently designate a siding on the Sino-Mongolian frontier.
Have you got the time, please?
Have you got the time, please?
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black bart
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A burrito or taco de harina, is a type of Mexican food.
Have you been hacked?
Have you been hacked?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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TwistedSister
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A lady never hacks and tells.
Two fish, three snakes and a drum.
Two fish, three snakes and a drum.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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DavidH
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Yes, I thought that pizza had some funny stuff on it.
What's the difference between an Irishman?
What's the difference between an Irishman?
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One of her legs is both the same.
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Why is a mouse when it spins?
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Roy Hunter
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No, if you park it there it will get towed away by the council.
Why was I dreaming about traction engines last night?
Why was I dreaming about traction engines last night?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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