The Wrong Answer Game

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:02 pm

It was like that when I got here.

If a lift moves between floors with no-one in it, has it actually moved? More to the point, why is it never on the floor that I'm on?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby S'presso » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:14 pm

The blue whale is a baleen whale, it has no teeth.

Will I ever do my homework?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:19 pm

Yes, you should always use a condom while having sex until you both have been tested for STDs.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:43 pm

Bodies stack best alternately head-to-toe, toe-to-head.

Anyone want another round?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:32 am

With the glassware, in the second cabinet from the left.

How do you get a blue one?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:31 am

Pick up is between 8 and 11 AM, on the last Saturday of the month.

Is it contagious?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:53 pm

No son, we haven't really just won a million dollars. We won TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:09 pm

Always make sure the grounding wire is connected properly.

Why can't we see in the dark?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:39 am

Because then the dark wouldn't be dark, it would be light.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:47 am

Eobard Thwayne.

Why is the water all swirly over there?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:15 am

because he said, and if you don't do what he wants he'll detonate the bomb...

why was there a metal cat food lid in the bin for the plastic?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Iamtoo » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:18 am

You're correct, I should eat something. You'll do nicely, thank you.

Can borrow your eyes and brain to satisfy my curiosity that what I see as green appears the same to you?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:24 am

No, but if you take out his knight you can make a fork attack on his rook and queen.

why is the popsicle stick on my finger blue?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:53 pm

A little higher, and to the left.

Have we reached the turning point yet?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:47 pm

No, Grandma, I don't feel like listening to David Jeremiah today.

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