The Wrong Answer Game
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- DavidH
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Neo-Freudian aspects of Quantum frog-hopping are very fashionable these days.
Is there a doctor in the house?
Is there a doctor in the house?
- Ubi Dubius
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In the UK, but not in the US.
Do you know why I stopped you?
Do you know why I stopped you?
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Without Higgs Bosons, we have no way of explaining mass.
Where are my thermal socks?
Where are my thermal socks?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
- daftbeaker
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The notion of phase space shows that any object may be found anywhere within a lightcone from some previous known event.
How can I spend several days looking for some insulating foam and it was on my desk in plain sight the entire time?
How can I spend several days looking for some insulating foam and it was on my desk in plain sight the entire time?

Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Yes, it does hurt when you put your head up your ass.
Will it be a long winter?
Will it be a long winter?
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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From Russia with Love
How can I ever thank you?
How can I ever thank you?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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DIE, SPARKLY VAMPIRE, DIE!!!
Can I borrow the key to your house for a few hours? I swear I won't make any copies of it so I can sneak into your house when you're on vacation and throw giant parties.
Can I borrow the key to your house for a few hours? I swear I won't make any copies of it so I can sneak into your house when you're on vacation and throw giant parties.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Mi isle en Florida es su isle en Florida. Usa el región tropical cuandoquieras que occure.
Why would you want to be surrounded by ocean when so many hurricanes come through?
Why would you want to be surrounded by ocean when so many hurricanes come through?
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
- TwistedSister
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The dough rises faster.
Why did you put your trash out on Monday when trash pickup isn't until Friday?
Why did you put your trash out on Monday when trash pickup isn't until Friday?
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Physics was never my strong point.
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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No.
(Good one eh?:
)
Has anyone seen my jar of dirt?
(Good one eh?:

Has anyone seen my jar of dirt?
You have arrived at the end of yet another one of my pearls of wisdom. If you still have any questions regarding the subject, please don't hesitate to ask your friendly neighbour or relative. Not me. Chances of me actually having an answer for you are very low indeed.
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It's a family recipe.
Who was at the door?
Who was at the door?

__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Handses? String or nothing!
Is there really a germ on the wart on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea?
Is there really a germ on the wart on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea?
- black bart
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Patrick Moore
Art thou a villain?
Art thou a villain?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- DavidH
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O, I am fortune's fool!
the prince expressly hath Forbidden .....
the prince expressly hath Forbidden .....
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