Unnecessary Censorship

[bacon]

Here in the states there is a late night show that has a bit called Unnecessary Censorship. The host takes sound bites from various news and celebrity shows and then puts in a well-timed bleep during certain parts. It is very similar to our Quote Out of Context game. I thought it might be a fun game for us to try and play. My only suggestion is that we put the original quote in small text below our censored version.

For example, this comes from Daftbeaker's post in the Daily Rant:

***** has been completely ***** — ‘She’ has become an ‘it’ —

I'm sure the talent here can come up with much better things then I can.

What do you think?

Nature has been completely objectified — ‘She’ has become an ‘it’ —

[Scott the Pirate]

I'm sure the **** here can come up with much better **** than I can.

[PKMKII]

the ultimate teen f***

the ultimate teen flick.

[black bart]

That notty Winston Churchill wrote:

We shall **** them on the beaches, we shall **** them on the landing grounds, we shall **** them in the fields and in the streets, we shall **** them in the hills

(I don't need to repeat the original quote)

[PKMKII]

I know, I know, I never thought it would happen! But honestly, I was ****ing, and this came up. How could I not **** it?

I know, I know, I never thought it would happen! But honestly, I was stumbling, and this came up. How could I not post it?

[DavidH]

...that which we call a **** by any other name would smell as *****

I reckon you'll know that one

[bacon]

People that are really very ***** can get into ***** positions and have a tremendous impact on *****.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

[Ubi Dubius]

I've got my *** on you Bart.............

I've got my eye on you Bart.............

[pieces o'nine]

To ** or not to ** – that is the question:

AS IF you didn't know this one!

[PKMKII]

Great big granny-*ugs.

Great big granny-hugs.

[TwistedSister]

I've got my *** on you Bart.............

I've got my eye on you Bart.............

That would be my "meaty ass" in case anyone is wondering.

[DavidH]

This is the way the ***** ends
Not with a bang but a *******.

This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

You can't say ******* here.

You really can't. You can't even read it. It's just a bunch of asterisks.

[black bart]

Et wrote:

You really can't. You can't even **** it. It's just a bunch of as*

You really can't. You can't even read it. It's just a bunch of asterisks.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

****, ****, ****.

Julius Cæsar, on his 'holiday' in Britain.