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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:39 am

Purple Lil wrote:Another kingdom.


I'm at my....

mortician, signing my obituary.

I'm gonna take the combustible lemons and . . .

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:33 am

make combustible lemonade.

When the going gets tough ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:35 am

...get rough...in bed.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Purple Lil » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:33 pm

....the Zombie apocolypse!! :shocked:

A stitch in time....

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:40 pm

... is always greener in the other fellow's yard.

Better late than ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:43 pm

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols.

There was a young man from Nantucket...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:37 am

... who kept his head inside a bucket.
"More effective," he said,
"than stuffing my head
up my bum as far as I can tuck it."

If you can't beat 'em ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:56 am

... get straight on with the red-hot irons.

One may as well be hanged for a sheep ...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:32 pm

... as hung like a horse.

Last, but not ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:40 pm

... :drinking: coz ellybuddy els cheetid :furious: rrr

oy hazzint A drinkin prollum ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:37 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:... who kept his head inside a bucket.
"More effective," he said,
"than stuffing my head
up my bum as far as I can tuck it."

If you can't beat 'em ...

:lol: :grin:

. . . coz drinkin' befoe foiv a.m. makes ya a poirit, noet ah drunkard.

Thyme cures . . .


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