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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:40 pm

I've got the greatest, you've never seen one like it, it's gonna be YUGE, bigly, you have no, we're gonna make it great again.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:12 am

... more than two or three times in one night. :lech: :confused:

If I could do it all over again ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:00 am

... I'd probably have a heart attack.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:22 pm

dem hartz B bulleez rrrr
sumwun shuld bild a grate wall an kep dem owt rrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:14 pm

... you step in the dog poo that you didn't see because it was so dark.

How many roads must a man walk down ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:57 pm

befor ee lissin ta hiz wyfe an arsk fer direkshuns ta tha kandee stor rrrr

oy wegret dat oy haff ounlee wun loife ta...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:46 pm

... waste surfing the internet.

The definition of insanity is ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:52 am

in tha dikshunarry .

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:00 am

...you're quite sure that it really is Eric.

A fool and his money...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:00 am

... can easily become President.

Six of one, ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:37 pm

an a nummer 2 wen oy wayk hup inna morn rrrrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:48 pm

... chance to become a tornado.

Behind every strong man ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:07 pm

b lottza wipt hup auld fone bookz rrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:05 pm

... a block of sodium, unless you want your face blown off.

Easy come, ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:16 pm

but ya still godda pay tha full pwice
she sayd rrrr

noaw b tha wintarrrrrr ove ...
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