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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:06 pm

...an et no gunna mayk eny sense rrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:43 pm

... an unbesmirched pair of hose.

Oh, that this too solid ...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:04 pm

...big big nummer 2 gunna tare me diapurr r rr rrrrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:45 am

... washes Texas, Florida, and most of the Lesser Antilles right off the map.

If you can't beat 'em ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:25 pm

... ya godda blakmail sumwun ta do et fer ya rrrrrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:55 pm

increases my net worth.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:32 pm

...an ellybuddy fink ye B a doofiss rrrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:08 pm

... in the other Nef Yoo's diaper.

If you push something hard enough ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:14 pm

...et gunna fall on yer foote an mush et an din ye gunna B sorwee rrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:26 pm

don't attempt to drive a rental car.

To find the rat ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:31 pm

Look in the bilge.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:12 am

... more than two or three times in one night. :lech: :confused:

If I could do it all over again ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:00 am

... I'd probably have a heart attack.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:22 pm

dem hartz B bulleez rrrr
sumwun shuld bild a grate wall an kep dem owt rrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:14 pm

... you step in the dog poo that you didn't see because it was so dark.

How many roads must a man walk down ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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