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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz » Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:45 am

Jockeys are derided
Studs are desired
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Cap'nsam » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:40 am

Unwanted grooms suffer debridement

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Cap'nsam » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:55 am

Plywood makers get delaminated

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:14 pm

Mathematicians are disfigured
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:07 pm

Tennis players are deserved.
Biologists are devolved.
OperaticDivas are unsung.
Country singers are declined. Or if they're a bit more Alt- they might be (Tift) Demerited.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Griffin » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:10 am

Musicians are downloaded..
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Cap'nsam » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:58 am

Firefighters are extinguished

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:22 pm

Carpenters are disjointed.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Edd » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:45 am

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Thu Sep 01, 2016 8:50 am

A piece of shit is deterred
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Monobaz » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:58 pm

Undertakers are interred and
sewerage workers are in turd
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