If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:08 am

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:23 pm

Where is John Lennon's last thought?

So good they named it twice.
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Postby ItchyPirate » Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:49 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Where is John Lennon's last thought?

So good they named it twice.


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Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:37 am

Howdy thar yarrggh flea infested famlies, aaarrrggghh! :welcome:

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Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:08 am

What do people who don't know how to play this game say?

Only on a snow day.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:15 am

duz ye pee on tha lawn ?

um
um
ya poit yer wite foot in
an yer leff foot owt
an ya shayk et all abowt
an try not ta mayk a messy
or yer mummy gunna shout
rrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:23 am

Q: And when does your wife usually like to do this, Mr. Brown?

A: But they made me do it officer, I swear!

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Postby ItchyPirate » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:22 pm

Q. What did the thief say when arrested?

A. Flea Market
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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:26 am

Q: Where do you go when you need to spill all your drinking secrets to one stranger who will actually listen?

A: Why not?

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Postby ItchyPirate » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:12 pm

Q. Sorry to get philosophical on you guys, but... Why are we here?

A. The Doctor
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He who laughs, lasts. :lol:

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:17 pm

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A: 10 Little Monkeys, of course!


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