If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Rainswept » Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:00 am

That's the third body, are you sure you put it together right?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:00 pm

Q : umm ow meny bilge wats ye got en dat pye ? rrrrr

A : dat not me fingarr rrr r
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Postby Nancy Delia » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:09 pm

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Postby DavidH » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:17 am

What did Einstein use to prop up the table leg?

Well, it smells very much like one to me.

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Postby CaptainLongPig » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:18 pm

Q. What bounces like day old fish but doesn't smell like one?

A.Always on the left side unless its Sunday, then its over the right shoulder.

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Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:56 pm

What was that Macdonalds uniform code again?

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Postby CaptainLongPig » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:05 am

Q. Do you want a case of Futurama action figures with that?

A. Double crunchy underside of a scrotum.

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Postby Nancy Delia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:20 pm

How do you like your pig cooked?

Any book written by Stephen King.
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Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:28 pm

I was considering flying home on New Year's Eve, what would you recommend?

Houghmagandie!
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Postby Nancy Delia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:31 pm

How do you say potato in Swahilii?

A very influential one.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:35 pm

Wot kinduh daff git iz ye ?

Oh...datz ware oi puddet !
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:20 pm

Neff Yoo, why have you got a pencil up your arse?

Razzamunga.

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Postby daftbeaker » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:43 pm

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby gronank » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:09 pm

Q:Why did you stab me with a pair of scissors?

A: The exit velocity of the moon
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby ChowMein » Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:33 pm

Name something i need to know in order to emancipate the moon ?

It smells likes roses .


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