If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:54 pm

do you smell that?

just use half. that should be enough.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:58 pm

It's Uranium 235 you need. I've got 5 kilos, how much do you want?

Well, it's your fault it went purple (an actual response I heard during a University 4 hour experiment that in no way resulted in me wanting to kill the smart-arse next door).
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Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:50 pm

(Prince's dad to Prince's mum): And I suppose I get the blame for this?

The Artist Formerly Known as What?
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby CaptainLongPig » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:14 am

Q. What is the name of Cousin It's son's rapper name?

A. A meatball to the knee.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:12 pm

I used to play SpaghettiRim fourteen hours a day, but then I took...

I asked Google for a cheat code, that's what it told me.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:37 pm

How do you know it's the right one?

I always use apples.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:57 pm

What's your personal choice for a fart-plug?

Some of it always leaks round the side.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:27 pm

Is dat fart plug werkin fer ye ?

Hi need moor appels .
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:35 pm

What do we say? "When life gives you lemons..."

Bah Humbug!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:16 pm

how did you celebrate the holiday season?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:10 am

Ye findid me ole dyapurz onna wot ?

A bigggggg dwink uf da waddermillin blud .
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:50 pm

how do you say, my armpits are itching and i can't reach them in chinese?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:39 pm

Wot ye git wen kut in to a toemaydo ?

Wun haff krown or a big buttin .
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:30 pm

I would like to buy the entire Greek economy. How much do you want for it?

Well, it is the cradle of civilisation after all.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:30 am

Why is Iraq full of dead bodies?

A sausage.


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