The Passive-Aggressive Game

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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Monobaz » Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:14 am

And it certainly couldn’t possibly be your fault Griffin even if you did happen to momentarily antagonise the situation by mentioning the pesky bird which you did of course in your usual highbrow patronising way known only too well by us colonial riff-raff who recognise this trait to be the modus operandi of the British and so we forgive and forget gracefully as it were in full knowledge of your valued cultural variance.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:39 pm

It's nice that you know so many words and your ability to use a dictionary must be a great help when you post.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:48 pm

Punctuation is a bore, isn't it?
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:24 pm

Indeed it is. Your obsession with inserting unnecessary punctuation is quite charming in a worrying way.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Monobaz » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:31 pm

Well if it isn’t Cyclops and Darth Vader detailing the virtues of precision spelling and punctuation comma (,) for which I am ever so grateful considering my unedge-a-mercated (where’s the confounded dictionary when you need one) convict-ridden colonial heritage full-stop (.)
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Griffin » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:03 am

At least they were Puritan convicts. They might have been much worse.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Monobaz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:26 am

Why certainly Griffin, my great-great grandfather and all of his descendants thereafter were renowned for their piety, after all, there was much grovelling on knees and shouting hallelujah to be done to make amends for his “crime”. For the record, GGG John was falsely accused and did not nick the shilling but the family has learned to accept the shame and humiliation of this past miscarriage of justice and we are content and indeed deliriously happy to remain loyal and devout monarchists.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Monobaz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:18 am

The following letter was written by a nine year old child addressed to the tooth fairy (Ref. Daily Mail 17/12/2014):

"(Not very) Dear T.F.,
This is the second time you've done this. You forgot me. So if you're not going to come then I'm going to keep my own teeth. You are through collecting teeth from J.E. From now on I'm keeping my own teeth.
Unsincerely, J.E.
P.S. Keep collecting from Mike though.
P.P.S. Don't bother writing back"

Any chance we can get J.E. onto this forum?
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Griffin » Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:20 pm

If he never nicked the shilling, I bet he nicked at least one sheep.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Monobaz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:16 pm

Oh no squire, GGG John didn’t nick any sheep, not even one sir, he was too busy slaving for them lordy lordy gentlemen types and praying his hardest all day Sunday, so never had the opportunity to go nicking sheep your worship. On that terribly embarrassing occasion when GGG John was apprehended by three troopers with a jumbuck in his tucker-bag it was on account of him wanting to knit a lovely jumper for thee master squire. Still if it pleases thee the family is only too happy to polish the vicar's silverware as penance.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Griffin » Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:52 pm

Polishing the silver will definitely not be needed. I hear you have several large bags marked swag, which probably need a good wash.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Monobaz » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:21 am

Wash the swags? No squire no! The swags are all spotless because we’re not English sire. What I means by that master is thee lordy lordy gentlemens what don’t work they never gets dirty so they don’t need to wash, not like us colonial slaves do squire. We swims at dawn and dusk like them Masbuthaeans. But if your lordship so decrees we are happy to forgo the midday crust and scrub up three times daily.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Griffin » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:02 am

I don't do anything by decrees.
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Re: The Passive-Aggressive Game

Postby Monobaz » Sat Dec 20, 2014 6:33 pm

Oh no squire, nobody is arksing you to break a nail or anything, just give us the nod and we will jump to attention, after all, it is our fault and we know and appreciate our lowly station.
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Re: The Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:28 pm

I do so enjoy it when a game takes on a life of its own.
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