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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:22 pm

Let's see...is it Harry Turtledove or a hairy turtleneck?

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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:35 pm

As long as it is not the same as inhabited by BushCo. On the other hand, there is a working democracy in Iraq, there is no Global Warming and oil will never run dry....


The person below me would still prefer a universe of his/her own. For me and my [insert partner of choice].
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Postby beagle » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:49 pm

shadow (breaks into song...)

The person below me does not cast a shadow.

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:55 pm

Oh, I've tried, but they're too light. And anyways, nothing bites on them.

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:57 pm

Peter Schlemiehl is my name. When did you notice?

The person below thought more about Peter Pan.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:25 pm

Yes - have you seen the one made in 2003? It's a British production, I think. Then, there was the one with Robin Williams a while back ...

The person below me secretly works for Hollywood, and is thinking of still ANOTHER remake to re-make yet again.

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:33 pm

Yes, I'm calling it "REMAKE: The Remake- the musical, Part VII: the day IT came back again once more to haunt its all ready haunted house, starring Liza Minelli and Bruce Willis as the Beaver, both; you see, one plays the tail- can you guess which one?"

The person below me managed to follow all that.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:42 pm

well yeah, its not all that hard.

the person below me can say Flying Spaghetti Monster in sign language.
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Postby alexrose » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:42 pm

No...but I can say "You transsexual whore, you complete me". Don't ask.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:13 pm

I record myself sleeping, then watch it with my doctor to find patterns that may be affecting my sleep. its a really good method

(I actually might try that. it does sound like a cool idea!)

the person below me has done everything ever said anyone has ever done in this thread.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:43 am

Been there, done that, got a WHOLE stack of T-shirts.

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Reading is Knowledge
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Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:34 am

Pinhead Wizard, please!

The person below me has not yet watched "Freaks" by Todd "Dracula" Browning
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:14 am

Correct. Until I read that post, I had never heard of it.

This week, I'm planning on renting Mr & Mrs Smith from my local video store - haven't seen it. Not planning on being impressed, except for the obvious video-goodies.

The person below me never rents, always buys their movies.

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Treasure

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:40 am

Tis true I have an extensive library - all by Russ Meyer - only joking!

The person below me is the decendant of Captain Kidd and secretly knows the whereabouts of his treasure!
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:29 am

All spent on trashy movies. No point in searching for it anymore.

The person below me thinks that that is a good return on investment.
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