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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:11 pm

Well, I tried to get everyone to run west at the same time, but couldn't get people to cooperate.

The person below me thinks we should operate on Martian time.
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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:30 pm

Venusian time is more interesting. The day is longer than the year there.

The person below me imagines a Martian colony where we could sent all the religious loonies (keeping the sane and decent believers here on Earth).
Make it appealing by refering to Christ's spiritual time in the desert.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:27 pm

Yeah. I started off by deciding to go at night, so the first thing I would need is a flashlight.

The person below me wants black currants with their morning waffles.
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Postby Al Dante » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:49 pm

They nourish the fathomless black currents of my soul.

The person below me lost several waffles while on the Falkland Islands, thus inspiring the famous headline, "British Left Waffles on Falklands."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:02 pm

the brits stole my syrup, and waffles are nothing without syrup.


the person below me needs to get to the store but lost his other shoe.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:37 pm

*devilish laugh*

the person below me can play guitar and piano. AT THE SAME TIME!
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:09 am

Yes, I can. Though I make sure I am wearing ear protection at the time.

The person below me plays the bagpipes even though he knows waht Martians do with them.
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Postby Hexene » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:27 am

When I play the bagpipes it does have an alien sound to it that reminds me of the "War of Worlds."

The person below me worries constantly about mass extinction.

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Postby bubblegumgirl » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:32 am

Well mass extinction compleatly wipes out all those people who might be left in a partial extinction, and those are the people that are supposed to sit back and laugh at all the people who didn't make it... What do we do then I ask you... What do we do then????

The person below me has a life long wish to be able to sit back and laugh at all the people who didn't make it.
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Postby bubblegumgirl » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:42 am

I decided red was too cliche.

The person below me is wondering whats next for the talking dog.
"Yes Marge, in Theory, in theory communism works." Homer Simpson



"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"



"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."



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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:41 am

A beard like a pony's tail.

The person below me will ride into Houston by dog-sled, should the next ice age arrive sooner than anticipated.
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Postby black bart » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:37 am

Is that Witney Houston...I'll get me dogs some ear muffs!!!!!

The person below me is a cabin boy on The Black Spot's ship!!!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:28 am

That was before the successful mutiny that left him marooned on South Georgia (and we steered the ship back to warmer waters).

The person below me thinks that the Ice Pirates are waylaying eskimo kayaks.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:39 pm

With the global warming problem, we are now having a real shortage of ice pirates. Most of them have become cool water pirates.

The person below me works as a translater for dogs.
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Crime doesn't Pay

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:49 pm

I have at least heard of that treatise "Correct barking abroad" for dogs on holidays.

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