The Person Below Me

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boghog
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Postby boghog » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:35 am

Yup. I'm so pale I'm transparent.

The person below me thinks appearance is irrelevant, since he or she is the denisty of a black hole.
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Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:45 am

What is denisty? Or did you mean dentistry because that would fit with the black holes context?

The person below me is tired, very, very tired.
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Postby boghog » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:56 am

Yes, but the coffee helps.

The person below me answers "orally" when asked "how do you take your coffee"?
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Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!



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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:12 am

To be expected for a tea drinker.

The person below me breeds coffe planting land squids
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gardens

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:31 am

I fear an unhealthy obssession with squids developing here...

The person below me loves Octopuses and their gardens.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:53 am

I am a part of the great gardening octopus conspiracy (the basket sharks are into it too, the muskrats still need persuasion).

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:43 am

It's the only color my kraken will squirt.

(Try to say that ten times fast!)

The person below me has the formula for basket shark sauce.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:52 am

Squeeze 10 fresh muskrats, then.......

The person below me has to go pukky
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:04 pm

If only it was that easy to eject all the bile from my system!

The person below me has a good tip for kharmic cleansing.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:07 pm

Persuading Shiva to go to works at last.

The person below me would prefer a less drastic method.
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Claire voyant

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:18 am

It's time to get my druid outfit out of moth balls...

The person below me is a clairevoyant pastafarian.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby boghog » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:29 am

Yup. I'm watching Claire right now.

Okay, that was kinda creepy.



The person below me is Claire, and is watching back.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:18 pm

don't listen to BogHog. Claire is really code-name for Big Brenda.


the person below me re-enacts the Last Supper from JC superstar as a one man show in the streets every saturday.
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Star

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:50 pm

I don't know how to love him...with his noodly appendiges! (extract from Flying Spaghetti Monster Superstar-Lyrics by Andrew Loyd Webber and Sir Elton John)

The person below me wants to star in that show.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:58 pm

dye my hair sandy blonde and I can do a mean Jesus impression.

although some facial hair couldn't hurt.... :D / :cry:



the person below me has facial hair on his feet.
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