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Jean Bart
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Postby Jean Bart » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:24 am

At least I give them something to look at while eating, other than television crap.

TPBM masticates tables.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby farfalla » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:23 am

That way I don't need to get a toothpick because they are a part of my meal.

TPBM built a model of Westminster Abby out of toothpicks and put it on their resume

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:32 am

hey I was extremely bored, so bored in fact I made the entire digestive, skelatal, respitory, and, msucular systems out of toothpicks

TPBM was once so bored that he decided to become a monk and is therefore ruled by me


PS:to be under my controll you do not have to be both a punk and a monk you could be either one
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:32 am

hey I was extremely bored, so bored in fact I made the entire digestive, skelatal, respitory, and, msucular systems out of toothpicks

TPBM was once so bored that he decided to become a monk and is therefore ruled by me


PS:to be under my controll you do not have to be both a punk and a monk you could be either one

EDIT: sorry I accidentaly posted this twice could a moderator plz delete it if so thank you and I am sorry to have taken up your time but it was the computors fault
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:20 pm

I'm not a monk, but I am a Reverend.

TPBM reveres my end.
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:11 pm

No, I reversed over your end. Sorry for the tire marks.

TPBM Is waiting anxiously for the next sequel to the Dungeons & Dragons movie.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:51 pm

I plan to set up my yard sale the weekend before opening night. I might be able to get rid of some of my weaponry at a good price.

TPBM wants my 52" William Wallace Claymore (Made in Pakistan, $60 please)
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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:56 am

Yes, but alas, am holding out for your copy of the original which stands 5' 8''

TPBM understands that in some things size really does matter

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Postby Jean Bart » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:06 am

Indeed it does:
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TPBM changes size every full moon.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:09 am

they call me Dr. Monk and Mr. Punk

TPBM changes position on politics every full moon
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:14 am

Left. Right, Left, Right - what, this is not the military?

TPBM changes their underwear every full and new moon whether it needs it or not

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Postby Rainswept » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:12 am

I do. The underwear on my flagpole, that is.

TPBM has a crush on Condy Rice.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby ken worley » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:11 am

Correct....I have a voodoo doll of her, lying in my garage, with a concrete block on top of it.


TPBM Has the same setup in their garage, but the voodoo "doll" is a miniature version of an overfilled suitcase they've been trying to get closed since 1983.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:14 am

grr I have tried everything I even held a parade over the miniature suitcase and it didn't work, I am thinking about holding one over the actual... no nevermind that would be crazy

TPBM has a fettish for pineapples
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:42 am

Those spikey leaves leave difficult to explain scratches in difficult places

TPBM sleeps with a small furry rodent he has named muffy


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