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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:38 am

that would be a 'A Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall' I was fancying but everyone seems to be out of Southern Comfort

TPBM has all the Southern Comfort

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Postby Moral Minority » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:00 pm

Complemented by Turkish Delight.

TPBM dislikes Terrans.

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Postby Jean Bart » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:33 pm

The list of things I like is very short.

TPBM would like to like.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:56 pm

as soon as I decide what, exactly, I would like

TPBM is can not decide if they like up better than down

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:00 am

You know what, I like down. Like, it's just such a like, downwards thing, you know?

TPBM gets into a gorilla suit every time they go to post on these forums.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby farfalla » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:32 am

which is why I do not activate the camera

TPBM tried to identify the gender of their gorilla resulting in dire consequences

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:29 am

Not only that, but I tried to fly my hover plane around the twin towers and ran into King Kong, who I tried to analyse the gender of, but found myself lodged in its nasal cavity instead.

TPBM fell into Godzilla's anus.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:28 am

Note to self: Never try to discover if whale-gorilla-lizards are into anal sex.

TPBM is the son of King Ghidorah.

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Postby farfalla » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:42 am

please, daughter of, and you should see what I can do with my heads

TPBM only has two heads

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Postby ken worley » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:52 am

Yeah, but one of them is really big.


TPBM excuses others' faults to a fault.
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Postby farfalla » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:56 am

thus making me far nicer than anyone's god - except fsm, of course

TPBM is kind in cad's clothing

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:40 pm

Do ye loike me shadow dearie ?

TPBM casts no shadow

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Postby Draconic » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:18 am

Exactly.

TPBM was once raped by a man in sequin pants.
Some people are like slinkys- They don't really serve any purpose, but they bring you pleasure when you push them down the stairs

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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:37 am

Yeah, and it should be noted that he was huge!!!

TPBM is made of salt.

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Postby Jean Bart » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:09 am

Which is why I avoid water, and people avoid me, except those needing salt. It's an infernal cycle.

TPBM dresses with only one feather. A small one.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)


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