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Eniavlys
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Eniavlys » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:50 am

You know it smell good when the bomb blow up with this sauce on.

TPBM want to use the bomb in DTH's garage.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:05 am

I hope for it to appear at next year's MTV awards.

TPBM is wearing a red dress of PETA make.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:54 am

It was dead easy! All you do is turn Chrissy Hinde's skin inside-out and slip it on. Mmmm - feels good. Ooooh Chrissyyy... Sing to me, Chrissy... Oh: she's dead.

TPBM actually won the Iranian elections.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Edd » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:20 pm

I'm just going to hang out in my cubicle until things calm down.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:33 pm

I tried but the duct tape wouldn't stick

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:36 pm

I deny it! I hide Little Debbie snack cakes. She hides the Twinkies.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby bacon » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:50 pm

it's true, i consult it and then do the complete opposite

tpbm keeps a file on every piece of junk mail they receive
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby S'presso » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:28 pm

I blog about it too! I love spam.

TPBM divides their email between SPAM and BACN
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:29 pm

Of course! I can't have my SPAM and BACN touching! Ewwwwww!

TPBM had it all figured out until sobering up.
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby S'presso » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:31 pm

Es loike bein' sober changeses tha way I think or summin'!

TPBM has carpal tunnel in their thumbs from spending too much time with a crackberry
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Edd » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:29 pm

Good thing I learned how to use my toes.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:45 pm

True, but the MTs [Mouse Tremens] can be relieved by keeping the PC in "sleep" mode for faster access.

TPBM has several users on his/her pc: one for each dissociated personality.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby starbuck » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:17 pm

actually each personality now has their own computer, ever since Murray the Viking got angry and smashed up Layla's laptop

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:59 am

Today I have hunter green eyebrows.

TPBM is made of soylent green.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:06 am

Possibly, but I've been in hiding ever since my Palm Flower turned black, so they'll never catch me.

TPBM accidentally invented the Terminator when they wired their laptop, vacuum cleaner and food blender together.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)


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