The Person Below Me

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:10 pm

I Just love vampires.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:37 pm

I managed to out-run him for two and a half rounds, then I cried until he stopped punching me.

TPBM tried to break the world record for eating baked beans with a cocktail stick, but threw up when they were 27 short of their target.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:44 pm

Hey! That was hard work!

TPBM once rode a llama.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:48 pm

We fit a bunch of people on that animal. It was a llamosine.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:50 pm

It's surprising how much of a thrashing children can get for spelling out obscenities with the fridge door magnets.

TPBM tried to train mice to ride a cat and use it to hunt squirrels.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:53 pm

Didn't work very well, I kept eating the mice.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:56 pm

Maybe THAT'S why i keep getting passed over for jobs!

TPBM sometimes feels the urge to look up the skirts of the mannequins at the store.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:07 pm

Easy to sneak a look when you're the size of a squirrel, Scott. Slightly more conspicuous when you are the size of a mounted policeman, only with two* fewer legs.

TPBM wanted to find out what "like a bull in a china shop" really meant.

*Or is that four? Discuss.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby 2eyespatch » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:09 pm

found out and was rewarded with a few tons of broken china, paid at his full price.

TPBM has spent ten days looking for a document that is just in plain sight
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:58 pm

"In plain sight" is relative to the # of documents on the desk in question. There's a TON of them.

TPBM is a Russian spy sent to gauge the threat posed to post-communist Russia by venganza.org
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby S'presso » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:09 pm

Who? Me? :guilty: In Soviet Russia, gauges spy you!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Elvalia » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:12 pm

Wish I didn't - he beat me horribly. :guilty:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:23 pm

Beats the few strands of grey at the 'ol temples!

TPBM is a huge fan of Barry Manilow.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:25 pm

Yep, I am.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:29 pm

They're good! And so full of fiber!

TPBM has a terminal case of twitterpatedness.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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