The Person Below Me

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:08 pm

And it's vewy, vewy pwetty. CARE BEAR STARE!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:39 am

Care-in-the-community bear perhaps. Huv ye ony sparrrre change furr a can o' Speshul Broo, pal?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:57 am

Arrrgh...I see wot ye be gettin at there ye crafty Jock...thee hexpreshun be 'afore the sun is over the yardarm'...well I can't see thee yardarm from me cabin so 'bottoms up'... :drinking:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:58 am

I'll beat you fer that, you SOB!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:57 pm

What can i say, my kids scare me...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby PKMKII » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:18 pm

Yeah I've never done... that. Not even for love.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:26 am

Actually no, Customs have impounded it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:57 am

Is that what you call wenches on your side of the pond?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:51 pm

Yes I do, including Fernando Poo Creole English.

The wanlotu ananit stap wanpela man bilong luklukstil, wanpela man i go i kam long kot, na traims sanguma.

The person below me is a peeping tom, a persistent offender, and practises witchcraft.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:54 pm

Hallooo! :moon:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:35 pm

I have to cover up the smell of pish somehow. Fus pose.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby S'presso » Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:44 pm

I like to walk around in the nude.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:06 pm

Never. I shower while wearing dirty clothes and then I just blow dry everything off.
Ironing the wrinkled clothes is another story.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ham Nox » Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:01 am

Hiissss... They is vegetables!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:48 am

Arrrgh I prefers roast Spanyard but a nicely toasted froggy will do at a pinch.

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