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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:41 pm

thats what I just said you big poopy-face!

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Postby Antipaladin » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:47 am

Close enough.

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:35 pm

Eh... it could be closer.

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Postby The Meromorph » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:46 pm

But I can't decide whether it's something that shoots things at cats, or something that shoots cats at things...

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Postby iamnotanoctopus » Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:38 pm

It's called a pacifier. Just because I'm orally fixated... sheesh.

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Postby Griffin » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:02 pm

My ears are cold.

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Postby ke_mikiao » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:29 pm

i never bashed a llama....i mash them, bake them, and serve them with a side of lemon.


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Postby Antipaladin » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:40 pm

Maybe. I might have been a South American cowboy, though.

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Postby Tickle » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:46 pm

Me espagne! (that's about the limit of my Spanish, apart from !adios Amigos!)

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Postby The Meromorph » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:12 pm

Right above the picture of Iamnotanoctopus...

Oh my poor sheets!


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Postby iamnotanoctopus » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:23 pm

And chocolate milk!

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Postby Antipaladin » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:25 pm

That's somewhere south, yes?

The person below me is somewhere north, yes?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:57 pm

north of what?
yes.

no.

maybe so.

come again another day.

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:11 pm

STOP READING MY DIARY!

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Postby iamnotanoctopus » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:55 pm

Actually, the idea was to sabatoge the construction, thereby saving all those innocent CareBears.

The person below me doesn't think the CareBears are so innocent...
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