The Person Below Me
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- Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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I spend way too much time on eBay...
TPBM has the full set of exclusive, tasteful collectible ceramic 'Staffordshire Bull Terriers of Inner City Britain'.
TPBM has the full set of exclusive, tasteful collectible ceramic 'Staffordshire Bull Terriers of Inner City Britain'.
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- black bart
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Yes, they were all modelled on my actual Staff Bull 'Atilla' who was extremely fond of children...that's why we had to have him destroyed.
TPBM is more of a cat lover.
TPBM is more of a cat lover.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- pieces o'nine
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That I yam.
TPBM is a ferret rancher.
TPBM is a ferret rancher.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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I left thet one ^ fer ya pieces...
Only one ferret name of Coco but she's mischief enough on her own.

TPBM is quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
Coco is my granddogter... but since I 'loaned' my daughter the $$$ to buy her she is technically mine??


TPBM is quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
Coco is my granddogter... but since I 'loaned' my daughter the $$$ to buy her she is technically mine??
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- black bart
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Yes and I always live to regret it.
TPBM has run out of fuel
TPBM has run out of fuel
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Yes I am feeling a little flat.
TPBM is feeling more flatulent than flat.
TPBM is feeling more flatulent than flat.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- Roy Hunter
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If you have the latest bit of kit, Google Ass+, you can indeed smell that. The one who smelled it can check the IP address of the one who dealt it, and remove them from their circles (insert circles - ring - server - gag here).
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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I held my finger up first so it wasn't me!
TPBM can hold their breath until blue in the face to get their own way.
TPBM can hold their breath until blue in the face to get their own way.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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but but but ummmmm
et dunt werk so gud unca wahbi rrrrr affer I wayk up frum tryun et ellybudy go back to deer shups rrrrr
um um um i ettid to meny fuss heds ! tha piwit be woe me no gonna lyk been dare .
et dunt werk so gud unca wahbi rrrrr affer I wayk up frum tryun et ellybudy go back to deer shups rrrrr
um um um i ettid to meny fuss heds ! tha piwit be woe me no gonna lyk been dare .
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
- black bart
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TPBM: is waiting for the smoke to clear to see if there are any bits of Nef Yoo left
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Now THATS a BFG!
TPBM prefers the sniper rifle.
TPBM prefers the sniper rifle.
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- Roy Hunter
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Yes, if you hold it by the silencer you can get a really good swing at the little bugger's head with the stock.
TPBM did it with the lead pipe in the conservatory.
TPBM did it with the lead pipe in the conservatory.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
- ChowMein
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She hasn't called me back since .
TPBM loves candlesticks .
TPBM loves candlesticks .
- pieces o'nine
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I had a fine one as part of my "lifesize clue weapons" collection.
TPBM always yearned to be Colonel Mustard.
TPBM always yearned to be Colonel Mustard.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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I don't have a cluedo what she's on about.
TPBM has never been past Go and collected $200.
TPBM has never been past Go and collected $200.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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