The Person Below Me

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darren996
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Postby darren996 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:02 am

Soylent Green is made from people! Ahhhhh!!!

The person below me likes the smell of his/her own farts. :mrgreen:
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:16 am

I deny that completely.

The person below me once advised a class full of eigth-graders trying to write intelligent comedies for a class project thus: "Fart jokes are funny," and thus made the teacher groan aloud.

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gaschambergerhart
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Postby gaschambergerhart » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:33 pm

Yes I like torturing them because American school teachers get off too easy, with their high paying job, their relaxed working enviroment, and all the respect their position gets from their students.

The person below me has also never visited this thing called reality.
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.

"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent

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Postby The Meromorph » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:54 pm

Reality? You don't know the meaning of reality! You couldn't handle reality!


The person below me is secretly the illustrator for Chick Tracts.
Laughing in the rain.
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Postby Alpaca » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:58 pm

Small Chicken Digestive Tracts, actually.

The person below me had an extensive relationship with a pair of scissors until a cell phone cheated on them.

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gaschambergerhart
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Postby gaschambergerhart » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:03 am

I was cheating on the scissors with the lamp anyway, and the stereo, and the shelf in the living room.

The person below me tried to make out with a light socket while it was on.
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.



"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:06 am

Insert pun on being shocked.

The person below me resents being pun-ished.

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Postby Allya » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:05 am

no, I'm electirfied by your wit! :fsm_rock:

the person below me has a secret.
I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. It's the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary.

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Postby Alpaca » Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:53 pm

Who wants to know!?!?!?!??

The person below me does, in a creepy sort of way.

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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:25 pm

I only want to paint it on the bottoms of your shoes...

The person below me once found a G-spot, but then lost it in a bathtub...
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

Somersaults through life.

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Tickle
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Postby Tickle » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:02 pm

I lost my keys in the place I found the G-spot.

The person below me has never seen a computer... ever...
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gaschambergerhart
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Postby gaschambergerhart » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:27 pm

I'm typing this on a type writer. How exactly you're reading this shall only further fuel my rampant paranoia.

The person below me is in denial about their pants wetting problem.
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.



"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent

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Tickle
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Postby Tickle » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:21 pm

That's a lie! I am not in denial!

The person below me is lying...
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"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." ~ Robert Byrne

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Postby Alpaca » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:54 pm

When I say that debate ain't just what you put on the end of a fish hook.

The person below me went fishing in denial.

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Postby gaschambergerhart » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:10 am

And I got attacked by a crocogator.

The person below me wrestles crocogators.
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.



"People say beauty is only skin deep. Well ugly people say that, and really I wouldn't actually consider them people to begin with." -Iname, the Resplendent


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