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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:10 pm

Aye, matey, I wish ye finished it right after "It were a dark an stormy night"!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:38 pm

That I do, though it is difficult seeing as I don't own a drum and don't like to dance.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:12 pm

I have several ideas for our government that could lead to:
1. World Peace
2. Cure all diseases
3. End poverty and starvation
4. Clean up all pollution and end the threat of Global Warming.
Which one would you chose?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:26 pm

I have one I'm often told I'm going to hell for.

Did you know Jesus was very popular with the ladies? Guy was hung like this: Image

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby PKMKII » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:12 am

Can't help it, I always laugh at broken image tags.

TPBM likes to randomly delete semicolons.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:23 am

Maybe, but that's nothing compared to what TPBM does to colons.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:09 am

I make quite an impact on them.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:15 am

I do, but it needs updating. It just recommends leeches for everything.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:38 pm

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:17 pm

All animals were created equal... but some are created less equal than the others.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:16 pm

Children of the Corn.

TPBM actually considers candy-corn tasty, the freak.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:03 pm

Roasted on a grill next to a dead chikken? It's the best!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:41 am

Yes, I find time passes more quickly when I roast chickens, but they do have to be free range.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:17 am

I need new socks...I am finally admitting to it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:22 am

And overpants, too.

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