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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Wed May 29, 2013 6:40 pm

How else am I supposed to get fresh squeezed orange juice? I'm not doing it myself, that takes effort.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu May 30, 2013 4:36 pm

I actually got fined for not voting at the last State Election. There was a lot happening in my life and on the day just didn't get around to chosing between incumbent government that had sold off most of our assets and utilities and the contender that would give the rest away. The fine is escalating due to non-payment but the feckers can make me do time [at a greater expense to community] if they have to because they can shove it up their bums sideways.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 30, 2013 6:38 pm

Well, it was a white flag. I was busy surrendering to militant atheism and rampant secularism but then I had a nose bleed and there weren't any tissues nearby.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Fri May 31, 2013 10:05 am

No, I've forgotten it, if I ever knew.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:37 am

I remember one that goes:
Q. Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to blow up a bus?
A. He badly burned his lips.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:25 am

You must be joking...have you seen the state of the Irish Economy!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:38 am

Yes, they were all modelled on my actual Staff Bull 'Atilla' who was extremely fond of children...that's why we had to have him destroyed.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:22 pm

That I yam.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:53 am

I left thet one ^ fer ya pieces... :haha: Only one ferret name of Coco but she's mischief enough on her own.
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Coco is my granddogter... but since I 'loaned' my daughter the $$$ to buy her she is technically mine??
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:49 am

Yes and I always live to regret it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:06 pm

Yes I am feeling a little flat.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:20 pm

I held my finger up first so it wasn't me!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:16 am

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um um um i ettid to meny fuss heds ! tha piwit be woe me no gonna lyk been dare .
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:20 am

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TPBM: is waiting for the smoke to clear to see if there are any bits of Nef Yoo left
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:38 am

Now THATS a BFG!

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