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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:04 am

Aye matey...Bart Hindustries can do ye a tickets fer all sorts o hentertainment...prisons, hexecutions, Keel haulins, Floggins...an if ye really wants ta suffer...Handrew Lord Webber Moosikals!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:23 am

No, I ain't. I never intend to see it for the first time. :fsm_rock:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:23 am

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Free Me! Come on and free me. Why don't you free me?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:47 am

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TPBM has invented a new art movement called 'Knorkism'
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:39 am

Well if I defined it then Roy and Bart certainly refined it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:32 am

...KNORKS ALIVE!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:01 pm

Once upon a time, in a Kingdom far, far away, lived a beautiful Princess named Roy. Now Roy was no ordinary princess [you don't know the half of it!] and was known far and wide for...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:26 am

...For his Enormous Pair of Wharfdales through which he did broadcast and delighted all the land of Knorksylvania with his enchanting singing and top tips on career management. One day a wandering Prince happened by and heard the sound of Princess Roy's voice and, lo, he was bewitched and fair besotted. The prince followed the sound of the lovely Princess's voice until...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:53 pm

Yeah, that's true.

The person below me has impeccable taste in the harmonious arts.





Roy Hunter wrote:*Glesga Polis
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a police officer stationed in one of the divisions within the Glasgow City area. Identifying characteristics include knuckles dragging on the ground, absence of a sense of humour, and no observable higher brain function. Due to the insistence of corroboration under Scots law, usually seen in pairs.

Is that mated pairs, just mates, or pairs as in...pants?
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:50 am

Indeed I do. In the arts that are harmonious with my tastes.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:23 am

hokay den unka rrr ya kin tayst me jyint lolly !

um um
that piwit be woe me lyks me nu dyaper rrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:40 pm

Yeah it's nice but why are you wearing the old one as a jyint hat?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:22 pm

If memory serves, it was "children should not make scenes or travel in herds."

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:48 am

I do indeed. But I'm not going to tell you what she masses. But, dang, she's good.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:49 pm

I can't, but I know of a guy who will smack you in the head while commanding the demons to come out of you.


Although, this didn't work on TPBM.
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