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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:29 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:TPBM can't tell the Northern Lights from the Southern Heavies. Or the Western Darks either, for that mater.

YOU MESSED IT UP!!!!!!!!
Also, was, "Western Darks" racist? Or is that just repeating the fascism thing? Because it's definitely one or the other. I think.

No, I didn't. I used a high-powered laser. There's a difference.

The person below me doesn't remember what game they're playing.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:35 pm

Oi pwaying trooling tha Stayfurstypeepeejoocehupspamminfsm Nancy Erwik
rrrrr tha canin feef dats luvs ta steel loose caninz rrrr
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:57 pm

No, I'm not a canon thief Nef Yoo, but I AM a fun-lovin' buccaneer who HAS cannons! Small ones, at least.

The person below me thinks the 'j' key on the keyboard tastes like a lightly toasted bagel topped with just the right amount of both butter and peanut butter.
They also won't dwell on how oddly specific that was.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:22 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila Nancy panty loons on fier wrote:Nope, I'm not a cannon feef, but I HAVE used the word, "Fief" before.

The person below me was born inside of a large bell of some sort, and they're very proud of it.


hahaha tha lyin canin feef reed effyfing i rite :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock:

wot a lyer pantys on fyer :fsm_rock:

HAY URK ! :moon: :fsm_rock: :welcome:
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:25 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila tha ERik witfaild canin feef wrote:
I'm a canon thief Nef Yoo, but i have Small ones, at least.



haha canin feef wot be reedin all me posts haha :moon: :evilgrin:
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:18 am

Oh wow did I forget this thread?
Weird.
No, Nef Yoo, I'm not a Canon thief, but did you know that I STILL haven't printed out that hard copy of the Canon? I just keep procrastinating . . .

The person below me needs a different title, such as, "Bait".

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:58 am

tha caninfeef wrote:Oh wow did I troll this thread?
I am Weird.
Yes Nef Yoo, I'm a Canon thief, but did you know that I STILL lie loike a rug ,it's not june yet so i haven't printed out that hard copy of the Canon? I just keep lying anna trolling . . .

The person below me is hiding his/her loose cannons.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:49 pm

No, Nef Yoo, for the upteenth time, I'm not a canon thief, although I AM a canNon thief in a way (if stealing the whole ship counts).

The person below me feels satisfied once they've urinated into their hat.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:19 pm

StaySteelingcanons wrote:Yup, Nef Yoo, for the upteenth time, I'm the canon thief, I AM the canNon thief


The person below me has luverly jyint hat.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:33 pm

I'm still not Eric, although did you know that 'Eric' phonetically backwards is pronounced, 'Kih-reh'?

The person below me can't figure out how to get the slightest bit of neurotoxin, thank FSM.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:41 pm

urkthacanonfeef wrote:I'm still Eric, although did you know that I intend to steel loose canons in june?


hi urk tha canin feef :welcome:
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:17 pm

No, for the last time plus one, I'm not Eric. However, did you know I'm running out of stuff to say that I am that is somehow related to 'Eric' and 'canin feef'?

The person below me smells the railings on their ship to make sure they're nice and clean.
And they do it while wearing a vest, one inch (scratch that, centimeter, centimeters are better) at a time.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:47 pm

StayThustytallyWankingEwik wrote:No, for the last time plus one,
I'm Eric. However, did you know I'm running out of stuff to say that
I am Ewikk that is somehow
related to me the 'canin feef'?
bable blah blah
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:05 pm

Ye ern't a poirate.

Ye be jus' anoth'rr loind lubbr.

Tha poirson beloe mae be quigk aza foex ta snech up loitboilbs wen dae be 'alv oef, aarrrrggghh! :fsm_yarr: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:18 pm

Urk wrote:I ern't a poirate.

I be a lyin canin feef.

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