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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:17 pm

All animals were created equal... but some are created less equal than the others.

TPBM believes some children ^ should be neither seen nor heard.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rainswept » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:16 pm

Children of the Corn.

TPBM actually considers candy-corn tasty, the freak.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:03 pm

Roasted on a grill next to a dead chikken? It's the best!

TPBM saves time roasting chikkens.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:41 am

Yes, I find time passes more quickly when I roast chickens, but they do have to be free range.

TPBM gets their socks in a twist.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:17 am

I need new socks...I am finally admitting to it.

TPBM needs new under pants.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:22 am

And overpants, too.

TPBM doesn't wear underpants.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:35 pm

Doesn't everyone prefer to hang free?

It only takes 2-3 drinks for TPBM to wear underpants on their head.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:51 pm

Never my own, though.

TPBM is never on their own.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:05 pm

I always have the voices in my head for company.

TPBM has just done something unspeakable.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:43 am

...so I'm not saying what it was.

TPBM luckily had their back turned.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:01 am

It gave you the best position in which to do it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:15 am

Which is just one of many different pains that reside in my ass.

TPBM saw it coming.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:53 am

...and now I need counselling.

TPBM knows that joke about 'what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?'
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:45 pm

I thought I knew but it doesn't come to me right now.

TPBM was found in the jungle being raised by apes.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:13 pm

That would explain my excessive body hair.

TPBM caught malaria from a Congoese prostitute.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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