All animals were created equal... but some are created less equal than the others.
TPBM believes some children ^ should be neither seen nor heard.
The Person Below Me
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Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Rainswept
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Children of the Corn.
TPBM actually considers candy-corn tasty, the freak.
TPBM actually considers candy-corn tasty, the freak.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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pieces o'nine
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Roasted on a grill next to a dead chikken? It's the best!
TPBM saves time roasting chikkens.
TPBM saves time roasting chikkens.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Yes, I find time passes more quickly when I roast chickens, but they do have to be free range.
TPBM gets their socks in a twist.
TPBM gets their socks in a twist.
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
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black bart
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I need new socks...I am finally admitting to it.
TPBM needs new under pants.
TPBM needs new under pants.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Person Below Me
Doesn't everyone prefer to hang free?
It only takes 2-3 drinks for TPBM to wear underpants on their head.
It only takes 2-3 drinks for TPBM to wear underpants on their head.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Roy Hunter
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Never my own, though.
TPBM is never on their own.
TPBM is never on their own.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
I always have the voices in my head for company.
TPBM has just done something unspeakable.
TPBM has just done something unspeakable.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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...so I'm not saying what it was.
TPBM luckily had their back turned.
TPBM luckily had their back turned.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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It gave you the best position in which to do it.
TPBM has a sympathetic pain in the arse.
TPBM has a sympathetic pain in the arse.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
Which is just one of many different pains that reside in my ass.
TPBM saw it coming.
TPBM saw it coming.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Roy Hunter
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...and now I need counselling.
TPBM knows that joke about 'what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?'
TPBM knows that joke about 'what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?'
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Re: The Person Below Me
I thought I knew but it doesn't come to me right now.
TPBM was found in the jungle being raised by apes.
TPBM was found in the jungle being raised by apes.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Helium Hands
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That would explain my excessive body hair.
TPBM caught malaria from a Congoese prostitute.
TPBM caught malaria from a Congoese prostitute.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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