On Thursdays I usually kick them in the Vestry instead.
TPBM knows a double entendre when I give them one.
The Person Below Me
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Roy Hunter
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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Still allways surprises me though to get a 2-for-1 offer from a Scotsman.
TPBM buys everything on eBay.
TPBM buys everything on eBay.
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black bart
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Aaaargh-Bay matey!
TPBM wishes the Pope was Irish so we could do Irish Pope jokes.
TPBM wishes the Pope was Irish so we could do Irish Pope jokes.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Roy Hunter
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I was watching the Pope on the news last Saturday night. I thought he looked quite attractive. It might just have been the beer-goglios, though...
TPBM - say it loud! I'm black and I'm proud!
TPBM - say it loud! I'm black and I'm proud!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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black bart
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Alright...I'm black and I'm being arrested for wearing a loud shirt in a built up area.
TPBM remembers that sketch.
TPBM remembers that sketch.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Hope you didn't get done for walking around with an offensive wife. Now that is serious...
Like me, TPBM no longer watches the evening news on commercial channels.
Like me, TPBM no longer watches the evening news on commercial channels.
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DavidH
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That's exactly where I do watch it, because the BBC can't be trusted and the journalism is often poor anyway.
TPBM also wishes they knew what's really going on.
TPBM also wishes they knew what's really going on.
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Yes I'm just a mushroom... kept in the dark and fed bullsh!t.
TPBM has discovered a way to harvest cow farts as a renewable energy source.
TPBM has discovered a way to harvest cow farts as a renewable energy source.
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pieces o'nine
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Alas, I live where the cow farts are ... solid.
TPBM has a plan for that contingency.
TPBM has a plan for that contingency.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Roy Hunter
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I have a cunning plan which cannot fail...
TPBM loves and reveres the turnip.
TPBM loves and reveres the turnip.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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DavidH
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As a Herefordian, yes.
TPBM has taken advantage of a sheep while it's got its head down eating a turnip.
TPBM has taken advantage of a sheep while it's got its head down eating a turnip.
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As bart's attorney, I wish to state on his behalf he categorically denies ^ that statement as hearsay and scandalmongering and besides the sheep was a willing participant.
T Bogun BM has both dress and casual pairs of sheepskin boots.
T Bogun BM has both dress and casual pairs of sheepskin boots.
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black bart
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Strewth, why did I wear me kangeroo onesie to the dunny!
TPBM is fond of keeping his valuables in a pouch.
TPBM is fond of keeping his valuables in a pouch.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Yeah the 'roo scrotum is indeed versatile to say the least!
TPBM just got an irresistable urge to scratch themselves.
TPBM just got an irresistable urge to scratch themselves.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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black bart
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New Balls!
TPBM can't wait for Wimbledon.
TPBM can't wait for Wimbledon.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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